Knock Knock! Who’s there? It’s Joke. Ever tried the Knock Knock joke game? I’m sure you have and that’s why you are here. The Knock Knock joke is one of the oldest and funniest joke game designed to entertain and amuse us. It’s an amazing game that can be played by two or more people. It’s a call and response games which means one person knocks and the other gives a response and so on. It’s simply a role-play games with a punster and a recipient of wit and humor. We have put together 100 collection of Knock Knock jokes, learn some and use it next time you are on the game. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Enjoy…
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda Smellmop.
Wanda Smellmop who?
No, thanks, I’m not into scat.
2. Knock, knock! 3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Who’s there?
A little boy. Your boyfriend ducked
A little boy who? Your Boyfriend ducked who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell. Your Sister “Fucked..sorry.
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Maybe God, maybe not
5. Knock, knock! 6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Arthur. Little old lady
Arthur who? Who?
Arthur goat. I didn’t know you could yodel.
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Land!
Land who?
Pay your rent.
Not at home.
8. Knock, knock! 9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Butter! Your Mother!
Butter who? My Mother does not Knock, knock.
I butter not tell you
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret.
16. Knock, knock! 17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Cash. Nobel
Cash who? Nobel who?
No thanks, I’d rather have a peanut. No bell, that’s why I knocked!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s only a knock-knock joke.
19. Knock, knock! 20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Nana Doris
Nana who? Doris who?
Nana your business Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking
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25. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wish.
Wish who?
I wish to know why you’re talking to a door.
26. Knock, knock! 27. Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Milky. Hurry.
Milky who? Hurry Who?
Mommy want Milky! Hurry up and open the door!
28. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mess.
Mess Who?
You messed with the wrong door young toon
29. Knock, knock! 30. Knock, Knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Marry. Cows go.
Marry Who? Cows go who?
Marry Me!! No, Silly. Cows go moo.
35. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream taste good on a hot day.
36. Knock, knock! 37. Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Value. Bless!
Value who? Bless who?
Value be my Valentine? I didn’t sneeze
38. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chirpy
Chirpy who?
Have a chirpy day!
39. Knock, knock! 40. Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Peanut Wool
Peanut who? Wool who?
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wool you get me a drink!
41. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eat
Eat who?
Eat your veggies
42. Knock, knock! 43. Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Team Peas
Team who? Peas who?
Teamwork gets the job done. Peas pass the butter!.
44. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tree
Tree who?
Have a treerific day!
45. Knock, knock! 46. Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Who! Iran!
Who who? Iran who?
That’s what an owl says. Iran over here to tell you this!
51.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
52. Knock, knock. 53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Theodore. Lettuce.
Theodore who? Lettuce who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked. Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door quick.
55. Knock, knock. 56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Dwayne. Police.
Dwayne who? Police who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing! Police hurry up, it’s chilly out here.
More Knock Knock Jokes
57. Knock, knock. 58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Robin. Euripides.
Robin who? Euripides who?
Robin the piggy bank again. Euripides jeans you pay for them.
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans you pay for them.
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree.
60. Knock, knock. 61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Noah. Disco
Noah who? Disco who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat? Your partner has disconnected
66. Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
See. You forget me already.
67. Knock, knock. 68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Gorilla Waiter.
Gorilla who? Waiter who?
Gorilla me a hamburger Waiter I get my hands on you.
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell.
70. Knock, knock. 71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Alex! Tank
Alex who? Tank who?
Alex the questions round here. You’re welcome.
72. 69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!
73. 69. Knock, knock. 74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Buster. Atch.
Buster who? Atch who?
Is your daughter home? I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold.
75. Knock, knock. 76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Ethiopian Otto.
Ethiopian who? Otto who?
Ethia you let me in, or I open the door. Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Hilarious and Funny Knock Knock Jokes
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
82. Knock, knock 83. Knock, knock
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Iva. Merry.
Iva who? Merry who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking! Merry Christmas!
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
85. Knock, knock. 86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Radio. Howard.
Radio who? Howard who?
Radi-o not, here I come Howard you like a big kiss?
87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!.
88. Knock, knock. 89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Opportunity Army.
Opportunity who? Army who?
Does it matter? Just open up. Army and you still friends?
90. Knock, knock. 91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Who’s there?
Says. Canoe
Says who? Canoe who?
The polls all of them. Canoe come out and play with me today?
96. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grandpa.
Grandpa Who?
Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!!!
